Thread:Poison Bee/@comment-1642776-20120527170854/@comment-1666115-20120529001601

Good morning ladies I mean students... Can I have the attention of the class for one second

Alright kids, your normal teacher Ms. Cheerilee is away So instead I'll be the one that'll be poisoning your minds today And before you go on saying that I totally stole this premise Shut up, I'm not that stupid, I'm just completely senseless I just thought it was a funny concept like sticking a dick in a feminist Like everypony's favorite royal demigoddesses and incest (What are you, a dictionary?) No bitch, a ghetto visionary Keep it up and I'll drop your shit like a case of dysentery So, today's lesson is Hip-Hop 101, let's begin It's all sex, money, murder, actual content is thin Step one, get more ponytail than a certain rainbow-haired lesbian Then make an art out of the drama like a regular thesbian I mean, yelling at cats? Could rapping really be that easy? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Opal, get the fuck over here and eat your goddamn Friskies <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Hey, I think it's working, I can feel the fire within me <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Oh wait, that's just my whiskey...

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">And speaking of whiskey, I think this bottle's almost gone <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Let me grab another one, here kid, hold my gun <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">For the record, I'm not an alcoholic all the time <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">It's just that I tend to prefer friendship of the liquid kind <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">I mean half you little freaks look like you might pull a Columbine <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Oh geez, you're a little young for that, nevermind <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Uh, just give me my gun back, seriously, it's mine <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">I've never hit a filly before, but damn it you're sure trying <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">God, when they said this class was special they weren't lying <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Aw, shit, no! Don't start crying! <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Listen kids, school won't teach you jack shit <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">That science and math horseshit, hell, it's all magic <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Don't just chew grass, smoke that shit and cut class <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">C'mon, live a little and squeeze some ass <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">I mean do you really want a tramp stamp that makes your special talent "flowers?" <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">That's how alicorns keep you down, man, blank power!

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Tell you what, how 'bout I teach y'all some street smarts <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Pay close attention, no joke, 'cause hustling is an art <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">First thing's first, give your step just a little bit of swag <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Spread your legs, drop your pants and let them britches sag <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Oh yeah, no pants, uh, no worries, wear mine <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Yeah, then just throw up your fingers in a gang sign <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Oh for fuck's sake, just get yourself a nine <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Why? So you can commit crime, that's why <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">What, you thought it was all friendship and fairy magic? <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">That's tragic, do yourself a favor and bag it <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Out here the street's real, you learn quick how to steal <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">A pony's gotta do what she needs to eat a meal <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">I used to have the princess sweating and starving me <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">But now I rock the elements of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Peace to Rainbo Hash, #RAREity and Pinky-P <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Fluttershady, LoJack and Notorious D.-er-P.

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Putting the harm in harmony ever since I had a tape drive <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Spitting sick licks sticking it in 'em like steak knives <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">Dropping the illest lyrics you've ever heard anypony write <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;line-height:15px;text-align:left;">But that should be expected for a pony as best as Twilight