EWE

= Sunns & Drones (EWE and other such scary stories)=

Veg-o-man
If Your Reading This Your Either Really Bored Or Wish To Learn Something. I Came To CAW After CU Was Made, And Made A Leauge Known As EWE, Along With Several Other Side Projects. (Which Will Be Discussed Further Later). I Also Do My Own Commentary, As Well As For Other Leauges. My Style Is Very Different From Normal Commentary (I Use Screams,Growling,Shrieks for the majority of voice work, and usually discuss topics that have nothing to do with the show itself), Which Has Coaused Mixed Reactions For Some People. I Have Been Invloved In Famous CU Projects Such As COH (As Well As Many Of Spooky's Other Projects), A Part Of The XcW Burn/CUWL/CAW-D Triple Event Show, CAW World War One And CAW World War Two. I Have Done (or are currently doing) Long Term Commentary For Leauges Such As UWF,XXW,XwD,HWL (w/ Bouncer),Spiderwars (w/POD7) XcW Burn (w/ DSC),DHS (w/ Dread, Mala, SK)UCW (w/ John-E-Dangeroulsy) And Many More Which I Have Probably Forgotten. I Have Done One Shot Shows With Leauges Like PWAM,CCW,DcW,DmW,HcW (w/ POD7),CAW-D (w/ SK) And Probably Others. I Have also Done Work As A Fill In On CUWL,GWL,EWA,EAW (w/ DSC),ACWL, And God Only Knows Who Else. I Have Also Been invloved In Countless Audio Shows.

My Interets Do Not Lie With Professional Wrestling Despite Me Owning A CAW Leauge I Do Not Watch Wrestling On Television Nor Go To House Shows/Tapings. Music Plays A Big Role In Anything I Do, I Am A Vocalist For A Death Metal Band Called Dr. Satan, And Have A big Interest in Other Genere's Of Metal.

The Following Is A List Of People I Have Met As A Result Of CAW Who Have Been invloved With Some Kind Of Flame War Or Controversay Over, Some Have Ended And Some Havent.

Greg "dratsab" Huffman & Mifin: Two Guys Who Own XXW (Which I At One Point Worked For) & EWA, Which Were Leauges For Another Forum, That Disliked Opinions Related To Myself and Sk's Thoughts About There Leauges, Which Exploded (On Many Occasions) Into Flaming Wars On The CAWunderground Forums, The Inferno Forums and Even Filefront at One Point. My Email Was Once Posted On PETA (Saying I Owned A KFC Resturant) As A Result Of This, Which I Still Laugh At To This Day. Mifin Has Returned To The Forum But We Have Not Spoken Since, Dratsab However Is No Longer A Member Of CU (He Was Let Back At One Point But Was Probably Expelled Again). I'm sort of jealous of Greg "dratsab" Huffman though, because he has a bigger penis than me, and he had sex with my mom, while I watched.

Mercurius: I Get A Whole Section On His NgW Page About My Reactions To Superbrawl II (Which I Find To Be One Of The Most Hilarious Things To Ever Have Happened To Me In My Entire Life, Seeing As Somoene actually Took The Time To Create A Specific Section On There Article Reminding Themselves About How My Constructive Ciritcisms Affected Them So..). Some Of Them Were Probably Uncalled For On My Part, Some However Were Justified. The Issuse Between Us Is Obviously Still An Issue For Him. However None Of My Commentaes Were Ment As A "joke" Seeing As All Of Them Were Honset Criticsms Or Issues I Had With The Event. We Have Said Our "I'm Sorry's" And Have Moved Onward With Our projects But There Is Still Bad Blood Between Us It Seems.

The Unspeakable Kvlt Ov The Merry Time Traveling Pirates
This is the official name for my group of friends and fans.

LoRd-RaVen aka Rav: My best friend on the cu forums, probably the only one who is twisted enough to understand my art. The current commentator for my secondary show EWE Bloodrights (POD7 has been doing fill in work though). He owns his leauge PWA (formarly know as PWAM). PWA & EWE together have forged a new style of CAW simply deemed Fantasy, which I will eleborate later. EWE and PWA have done one split show, other future-joint projects are expected.

POD7: This is the guy that keeps me from phasing too far away from normalicy. He has designed the majority of EWE logos, starting with End Of Innocence and still continues to do to this day (he didnt do the logos for The World Needs A Hero and Pink Bubbles Go Ape however seeing as I wished to try them myself). He has done commentary on several EWE preshows and is currently filling in for rav on Bloodrights. I am the his commentary partner for his Spiderwars project. He is the owner of the leauge YWCW.

Chris Knight aka Knight: The first guy to ever take notice in EWE. A long-time fan and friend. Has done commentary for me on a few occasions, (especially in the early days). I have done some booking, and alot of commentary for his leauge XwD.

Flamez: My student in a matter of speaking. He has been invloved in several EWE related projects through work as a commentator. He is currently working on starting a caw leauge of his own named EWL, and is on the XwD booking team.

Mudfan16 aka Mudfan This guy sought me out about his leauge HCW, sicne then he has taken an interest in EWE. A fellow metal head (along with me and rav), and the only member of CU to be a death metal vocalist (beastigor). There was once a EWE/PWAM/HcW Split Show in the works but recording problems ended that.

Omega: Despite his usual avoidance of EWE, he is my mentor (even though our leauges are polar opposites). I have made a few cameos on CCW Radio, done some commentary for his leauge CCW, and have produced one split show with him entitiled "Between Two Worlds".

Other mentions go to Triple R (owner of DCW), Duel (admin of cu), Dread (DHS rip), MickFoley299 (UWF rip), Bouncer612 (HWL rip), Silverknight (ACW rip), TBSF, Spidervemon, Sky (BSP), Sherman, John-E-Dangerously (aka John-e, Jewbag, Ugly, (was kicked out when he abaondend his leauge PWAO), me have rarely speak anymore), sshspooky (aka Spooky, Spook, Simon, Orangfish, 3SW rip, UCWA, COH) as well as many others.

EWE
My CAW leauge. I started this in the summer of 2005 with only a webcam. My early shows were fantasy wrestling (using fantasy charecters as wrestlers and storylines to that effect) and very much directionless. My Early influences were leauges like NoDQ, nCw, DWL, SnJ and the like.

Around the mega event Twisted Sin I started getting poular, as a leauge with "off the wall" fantasy storylines. The Lady Death/Zelda storyline was my first real attempt at anything bizzare.

By the time of "Trial By Fire" I had gotten a reputation as a high profile leauge, with several die-hard fans. The shows S&M, End Of Innocence, Tribal By Fire, Deliver Us From Evil were early examples of the future EWE. These events gave EWE a reputation for being the "Hardcore Spotfests only" Leauge

"Return to Ground Zero" was EWE's last attempt and bonding with reality, a 4-day long event consiting of several matches (totalling about 6 hours all the way through). This event is regarded as the cult EWE mega event simply due to it's massuve size. This event also debut EWE epic match type known as the "sanitarium Match"

"Dead Eyes" was a very expirmental event, abandoning alot of the "Hardcore spots" that made EWE famous, as well as introducing what would become one of the most infulental aspects of the pure "fantasy" style (using fantasy charecters and doing fantasy based storylines with them, and only using wrestling as a form of decision.) The "Concept" events taking enfluences from GWA(rip)'s Night of Punishment mega event, it conisted of several backstage segments between matches that told a fulent storyline all of there own. Despite poor production this event along with PWA's "Last Wishes" is probably the earliest examples of the new style me and rav would go on to later forge.

"9.0","HOOK IN MOUTH", and "The World Needs A Hero" continued the pathway of expirmentation and are now considered the backbone of the current EWE. The concept was a trilogy which introduced another concept of our unique style, the invention of fictional places, this being "Hangar 18" (named after the Megadeth song). 9.0 is probably EWE's most violent event seeing as it conisted of several deaths. HOOK IN MOUTH was EWE's most cinamatic event consisting of several music videos and specific sagas. The World Needs A Hero was EWE's most storyline infulenced event.

"Pink Bubbles Go Ape" was a break from the conceptual style, in an attempt of a more straight forward storyline event. Sadly this event wasn't recieved as well for this reason.

"Plastic Gods" is EWE latest opus. Showing more bizzare expirmentation and unqiue elements. I will continue to produce mega events in a fashion to this one, while doing more expirmentations on the EWE style though.

I have had several show names, starting out with "WAR" (an all male charecter fantasy wrestling show) then the shows "Divas" (an all female charecter fantasy wrestling show) as well as "Burnout" (EWE's one shot show at an original wrestling leauge, which was shut down to several clips being lost EWE "Hell On Earth" marked it's last apperence in EWE booking. The name burnout is now used by Dream Match Wrestling). WAR and Divas eventually were scrapped in the move to DOR2 (Divas Had One Show On DOR2 However). Throwback was a show that started on DOR1 consisting of one match from each gender, it survived the move to DOR2, however it has been renamed to "Bloodrights". EWE's main show is now simply "Anarchy". I will someday make a third one match only show for any debuting or rookie talent. EWE also has a spinoff show with no wrestling what-so-ever called "Killer TV" which is hosted by an EWE superstar, and is posted with anarchy.

I have had a long life span with EWE and have no plans to end it anytime soon. I doubt we will gain internet wide respect due to our obscure style and equally obscure attitude, but one must make shows how they think a show is enterataing. I have several fans who are my dearest friends, this is for thoese fans, ive given up making any new ones.

EWE Has Won several awards all of which I am glad for, but do not wish to discuss on this page.

Other CAW Projects
The CAW World War Series: This is an idea of mine shared with UWF owner Joe Evenson for a multi-leauge show. Caw World One I: The First Show was an inventational only show consisting of about 7 leauges, EWE,UWF,3SW,XwD,DcW,DmW, & XXW. It eventually led to fighting between everyone and XXW (they felt they wrent represented right). CWWII: This one was open to everybody, and unlike the previous one it wasn't invitation only but open to anyone who sent in a match. I did mostly ALL of the planning work (wherehas it was split on the first one). It ended consiting of several matches spanning three days due to a massive turnout by several leauges. CWW3: This one had less of a turnout, and was eventually consisdered as a prelouge to an upcoming COH show. Evenson main evented with the first multileauge royal rumble, which was an idea he wanted to do since the first one. He did all the work (I just sent in a match) seeing as I disagreed with the idea of a rumble. This is also the last of the series seeing as evenson has vanished from cu and If I did another mutli-leauge project it would be under another name. EWE Split shows: These are shows I have done with other leauges.

With DCW: There have been Two EWE/DCW Supershows (plans for a third however are sketchy), EWE superstars have also appeared in DcW's Queen Of The Ring at Total Chaos.

With PWA: There has been one split EWE/PWA houseshow, which was what became of the EWE/PWA/HCW Immortal (A Black Metal Band) Tribute Show. There will be future EWE/PWA split works but nothing has been put in motion as of yet.

With CCW: EWE/CCW has produced a duel show event known as "Between Two Worlds", it was the first new CCW material in a long time, and also included EWE matches that closed some plot holes that the Plastic Gods epilouge never was able to do because of lost footage. There is currently no plans for a second one (or any other joint projects between myself and Omega) however nothing is certain.

Audio Shows: These spun off from an EWE infomational thing i used to do. All shows are Q&A formatted and are usually 2 or more hours in length (the next ones will be shorter). I have also done a joint audio show with Dread from DHS, and will probably be invloved in other joint audio show projects in the future.