El Jefe

El Jefe (Pronunciation: /'hɛfeɪ'/ or "Heffay") is an up and coming CAW Star currently signed to New-WWE, where he competes on the Raw Brand and is the current reigning New-WWE Hardcore Champion. He also makes occasional appearances for other various CAW Leagues such as NAW and DCWL, where he was the first ever DCWL Hardcore Champion.

Developing CAW Organization (2009)
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Feud with Dylan Connell on Superstars (2009)
Dylan is a nigga so obviously Jefe would pwn his arse

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Raw Brand (2009-
In their final encounter, El Jefe defeated Dylan, retaining his Hardcore Championship in a "Cuban Raft Cage Match." As a result, Jefe also won Dylan's spot on the Raw roster and became the #1 Contender for the New-WWE Intercontinental Championship. In his first official match as a New-WWE Superstar, El Jefe successfully defended his Hardcore Championship against NAW's Biff Andreas. He is currently scheduled to face Christian for the Intercontinental Title at New-WWE Cummerslam

New Age Wrestling
During his reign as New-WWE Hardcore Champion, El Jefe would defeat Mankind on the December 18th NAW Webmatch to win the NAW Hardcore Championship, thus becoming the first CAW in history to hold both Hardcore titles simultaneously. Jefe would lose the NAW Hardcore Championship to The Suspect 2 days later in their Quarter-Final bout of the DCO World Heavyweight Championship Tournament.

NAW is kewl btw

DCWL
While Dual Hardcore Champion for New-WWE and NAW, El Jefe defeated The Suspect to become the first ever DCWL Hardcore Champion. With this victory, El Jefe would hold 3 Hardcore titles at the same time. On DCWL Show 8, El Jefe went on to lose the title to James Bond. He then attempted to regain the belt in a Fatal-4-Way also involving Bond, Biff Andreas, and Danny Jackpot; however, Andreas would wind up winning the match and the Hardcore Championship.

Finishers & Signature Moves

 * Finishing Moves
 * Cumming all over his opponents ass


 * Stink Face
 * Did I mention cumming on his opponents ass?


 * Signature Moves
 * Cumming all over his opponents face
 * Moar cum
 * Raping stuff
 * Yet more cumming

Title History

 * New-WWE


 * New-WWE Hardcore Championship (1 Time, Current)
 * Fake Hardcore Championship (1 Time)


 * New Age Wrestling


 * NAW Hardcore Championship (1 Time)


 * Derek's Championship Wrestling League
 * DCWL Hardcore Championship (1 Time, Inaugural)

Nicknames

 * "Big Nasty Bastard" (2009-
 * "The Cuban Warrior" (2009-
 * "The Triple-Crown Hardcore Cuban" - (As New-WWE, NAW, & DCWL Hardcore Champions; 2009)

Entrance Themes

 * "Guantanamo" by Outlandish - New-WWE
 * Essa Rios' 2nd WWF Theme - DCO & NAW
 * "Te Gusta O No!!" [Instrumental] by Dale Oliver - New-WWE
 * "El Jefe" by Daddy Yankee - DCWL

Trivia

 * El Jefe was created by Jericho222 as an alternate persona on the SMF Forums Chatbox. He would eventually create the El Jefe CAW after the announcement of Danny Jackpot's new DCO league.
 * El Jefe died of prostate cancer the very next day, but his WILLPOWER was enough to make him live for another 15 years or something
 * El Jefe is fat and very, very gay. You're welcome.