Beard Samuelson

Beard Samuelson is a 76 year old who claims he can still go with anyone on the roster. He is very old so he sleeps a lot, even through fires. He is actually quite endurant and flexible for his age, being able to kick his own head. He placed 2nd in the EP1 Treadmill Challenge and out of the Top 3 in the Art of Wrestling Challenge. His most famous series of matches was Episode 3's Delaware Dumb Enough Deathmatch Tournament where he sustained huge amounts of pain to win the tournament. This put him over big time with fans of the show.

Personal life
Unbeknownst to many people, Beard Samuelson is a war veteran who suffers from Post Dramatic Stress syndrome. During Beard's early 20's, he was drafted to the U.S Military after he moved to the United States in search for work.

During this time, Beard had fought in the Korean War where he witnessed the death of his best friend, which was when his PDS began to set in. So every now and then when he competes inside the ring, he imagines his opponents are the bastard Koreans who took his friend's life.

Nicknames

 * "The Old Guy"
 * "Geezer"