Crappy Ass Rasslin League

Crappy Ass Rasslin League, or CARL for short, is a No Mercy CAW League created by [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Something_CAWful/index.php? Something CAWful] admin ReX. It is a semi-parody of other No Mercy Leagues, frequently taking stabs at its low production values. Also, much like New-WWE, CARL is satirical and pokes fun at other members of the CAW community. (although the roster is relatively diverse; also consisting of real-life celebrities and internet celebrities, among other things.) CARL made it's debut on February 8, 2010 with a webmatch between Vladimir Kozlov and Clarence Dilpussy.

Roster

 * Allan Caesar III
 * Allan Caesar Jr.
 * Aunt Jemima
 * Bob Chandler
 * Brian Knobbs
 * Chris Chan
 * Christopher Canada
 * Clarence Dilpussy
 * DDP
 * Demarco Something
 * JBL
 * Jef Winner
 * LOL Hulk Hogan
 * Morshu
 * Navgtr
 * Random ugly guy in a mask Shadow the Hedgehog
 * Spongeronald McHanson
 * Tidus / "Meg Ryan"
 * Vladimir Kozlov
 * XT

 Other on-air personalities 
 * Alotta Style (Managerial only)
 * BROKKOBOMMA (GM and Owner; has yet to make in-game appearance)

 Former roster members: 
 * Janet (forced into retirement due to injury)
 * The Strange One (released on 4/10/10)
 * Vince Shlomi (released on 4/10/10)
 * Lara Croft (forced into retirement after being diagnosed with cancer)
 * A random ho (released on 4/26/10 as a result of the women's division being shut down)
 * Courtney Love (released on 4/26/10 as a result of the women's division being shut down)
 * iCarly (former manager to Clarence; released on 4/26/10 as a result of the match at Shitstorm between Clarence and Joshua TNC)

 Tag Teams / Factions: 
 * The Chandlers (Christian Weston Chandler and Bob Chandler)
 * JBL and Christopher Canada
 * Haha We Mark Hard (DDP and Jef Winner)
 * Team ACWL (Allan Caesar III, Al Caesar Jr, and "Shadow the Hedgehog")
 * Da n00 Nasty Boyz (LOL Hulk Hogan and Brian Knobbs)

CPVs / Former shows
It was announced on the 3/30/10 edition of FlagDown that - following Shitstorm 2010 - CARL would no longer run full episodes other than its CPVs, and would otherwise be strictly a webmatch league. Both Baww and FlagDown have since been cancelled.

*NOTE: CPV names may change over time
 * CARL Baww (episodic) (Ran from 2/15/10 to 4/4/10.)
 * CARL FlagDown (episodic) (Ran from 2/20/10 to 4/17/10.)
 * CARL Lynchin'
 * CARL Shitstorm
 * CARL Keeng Of Teh Intarwebs
 * CARL Gangbang
 * CARL Totally Fucked
 * CARL Generic CPV Name
 * CARLMANIA

Champions

 * CARL World Championship: XT
 * CARL Midcard Championship: LOL Hulk Hogan
 * CARL Tag Team Championships: Team ACWL (Allan Caesar Jr & Shadow The Hedgehog)
 * CARL Women's Championship: Aunt Jemima (title retired on 4/26/10; as a result of Jemima's match at Shitstorm)

Themes
CARL Webmatches CARL Baww CARL FlagDown CARL Lynchin' CARL Shitstorm CARL Keeng of teh Intarwebs
 * "On the Brink" by Coheed and Cambria (old theme)
 * "What?" by Rob Zombie (current theme)
 * "Make Us Insane" by Powerman 5000
 * "I Won't Tell You" by Lacuna Coil
 * "The Broken" by Coheed and Cambria
 * "Back Round" by Wolfmother
 * "Psycho Killer" by Velvet Revolver

Fun Facts

 * CARL is roughly based off New-OMG, an e-fed run from May to June 2009.
 * Every "normal" singles match in CARL has no rope breaks, no DQ, and no count-outs.
 * CARL does not follow the canon of other CAW leagues. In other words, if any wrestler who is in another CAW fed wins a title in CARL, it will not appear on their wiki page. The only exception to this rule is Clarence Dilpussy, who's title reigns will be tracked on his wiki page.

Link(s)
CARL Youtube page