The Great American Clash 2008

Story Mode Federation
 * 6-Way Dance: Mr. Feeny defeated Bob Saget (c), Carl Winslow, Kramer, Uncle Phil and Terrell Owens to win the TV championship
 * order of elimination: Terrell, Saget, Kramer, Winslow, Uncle Phil
 * The Hardcore title changed hands from Jeff to Jeff Hardy to The Undertaker.


 * Britney Spears defeated Lucy to retain the Big Ass & Tits championship
 * The one who pinned Lucy was actually Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn.
 * The Hardcore title changed hands from The Undertaker to Chavo Guerrero to Kane.


 * Ladder match: Captain Picard defeated MacGyver to win the Action Star championship
 * SCAW's Vega pinned Kane under 24/7 rules to win the Hardcore championship.

'Tag Team Turmoil'
 * Kramer & Jared Fogle defeated Bobby Lashley & Christoper Lowell
 * Lowell didn't want to get sweaty before his wedding so he let Jared pin him.


 * The Superdingos (Greg & Joey) defeated Kramer & Jared Fogle by disqualification
 * Kramer hit Greg with a chair.


 * The Superdingos defeated Mr. Wollenbump & Chig Gambino
 * Greg pinned Chig.


 * The Superdingos defeated B.K Jordan & John Cena
 * Jordan entered the match alone but Cena volunteered himself as his partner.


 * '''The Superdingos defeated Al Qaeda (Ali Baba & Shindu Basa)
 * Greg pinned Ali Baba.


 * Sabado Gigante (Don Francisco y El Chical) defeated The Superdingos
 * El Chical pinned Joey.


 * Mystery Inc. (Freddy & Shaggy) defeated Sabado Gigante
 * Shaggy pinned El Chical.


 * Saved by the Bell (Zack & Slater) defeated Mystery Inc. to win the vacant Tag Team championships
 * Zack pinned Shaggy.

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 * The Hardcore title changed hands from Vega to Ric Flair to Shawn Michaels.


 * Bill Cosby defeated Chuck Norris to become SMF commissioner
 * Sephiroth appeared in the match but Chuck Norris kicked his ass.
 * Norris was attacked by Boom.
 * The Hardcore title changed hands from Shawn Michaels to Christopher Lowell to Captain Janeway.


 * Austinberg defeated The Rock to win the SMF championship
 * Ultimate Bin Laden attacked Austinberg & The Rock and revealed that the beer that Austinberg drank earlier was a potion that will split him back to Austin & Goldberg.
 * Ronald McDonald cashed in his Money in the Bank to win the SMF title.