Crappy Ass Rasslin League

Crappy Ass Rasslin League, or CARL for short, is a No Mercy CAW League created by [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Something_CAWful/index.php? Something CAWful] admin ReX. It is a semi-parody of other No Mercy Leagues, frequently taking stabs at its low production values. Also, much like New-WWE, CARL is satirical and pokes fun at other members of the CAW community. (although the roster is relatively diverse; also consisting of real-life celebrities and internet celebrities, among other things.) CARL made it's debut on February 8, 2010 with a webmatch between Vladimir Kozlov and Clarence Dilpussy.

Roster

 * Allan Caesar III
 * Allan Caesar Jr.
 * Aunt Jemima
 * Bob Chandler
 * Brian Knobbs
 * Chris Chan
 * Christopher Canada
 * Clarence Dilpussy
 * DDP
 * Demarco Something
 * JBL
 * Jef Winner
 * LOL Hulk Hogan
 * Morshu
 * Navgtr
 * Random ugly guy in a mask Shadow the Hedgehog
 * Tidus / "Meg Ryan"
 * Vladimir Kozlov
 * XT

 Other on-air personalities 
 * Alotta Style (Managerial only)
 * BROKKOBOMMA (GM and Owner; has yet to make in-game appearance)

 Former roster members: 
 * Janet (forced into retirement due to injury)
 * The Strange One (released on 4/10/10)
 * Vince Shlomi (released on 4/10/10)
 * Lara Croft (forced into retirement after being diagnosed with cancer)
 * A random ho (released on 4/26/10 as a result of the women's division being shut down)
 * Courtney Love (released on 4/26/10 as a result of the women's division being shut down)
 * iCarly (former manager to Clarence; released on 4/26/10 as a result of the match at Shitstorm between Clarence and Joshua TNC)

 Tag Teams / Factions: 
 * The Chandlers (Christian Weston Chandler and Bob Chandler)
 * JBL and Christopher Canada
 * Haha We Mark Hard (DDP and Jef Winner)
 * Team ACWL (Allan Caesar III, Al Caesar Jr, and "Shadow the Hedgehog")

CPVs / Former shows
It was announced on the 3/30/10 edition of FlagDown that - following Shitstorm 2010 - CARL would no longer run full episodes other than its CPVs, and would otherwise be strictly a webmatch league. Both Baww and FlagDown have since been cancelled.

*NOTE: CPV names may change over time
 * CARL Baww (episodic) (Ran from 2/15/10 to 4/4/10.)
 * CARL FlagDown (episodic) (Ran from 2/20/10 to 4/17/10.)
 * CARL Lynchin'
 * CARL Shitstorm
 * CARL Keeng Of Teh Intarwebs
 * CARL Gangbang
 * CARL Totally Fucked
 * CARL Generic CPV Name
 * CARLMANIA

Champions

 * CARL World Championship: XT
 * CARL Midcard Championship: LOL Hulk Hogan
 * CARL Tag Team Championships: Team ACWL (Allan Caesar Jr & Shadow The Hedgehog)
 * CARL Women's Championship: Aunt Jemima (title retired on 4/26/10; as a result of Jemima's match at Shitstorm)

Themes
CARL Webmatches CARL Baww CARL FlagDown CARL Lynchin' CARL Shitstorm CARL Keeng of teh Intarwebs
 * "On the Brink" by Coheed and Cambria (old theme)
 * "What?" by Rob Zombie (current theme)
 * "Make Us Insane" by Powerman 5000
 * "I Won't Tell You" by Lacuna Coil
 * "The Broken" by Coheed and Cambria
 * "Back Round" by Wolfmother
 * "Psycho Killer" by Velvet Revolver

Trivia

 * CARL is roughly based off New-OMG, an e-fed run from May to June 2009.
 * Every "normal" singles match in CARL has no rope breaks, no DQ, and no count-outs.

Link(s)
CARL Youtube page