SMF Bitchamania

*Saget pinned Urquelle after a Full House Cutter. *Jefferson pinned Feeny after a Full House Cutter from Saget. *Winslow pinned Kramer after a Winslow bomb. *Winslow pinned Jefferson after a Senton splash through a table. *Saget pinned Winslow after a splash through a table and then the Full House Cutter.
 * SMF Championship 15 Min.Iron Man Match
 * The Rock def. George W. Bush to retain.
 * Rock pinned Bush after a People's Elbow(1)
 * Bush pinned Rock after a Presidential Slam(1)
 * Rock pinned Bush after a spinebuster(2)
 * Bush pinned Rock after a Frog Splash(2)
 * Bush forced Rock to submit with a double Boston cramp(3)
 * Rock pinned Bush after attacking him with a chair(3)
 * Bush pinned Rock after a Presidential Slam(4)
 * Rock pinned Bush after a Rock Bottom(4)
 * Rock pinned Bush after a Rock Bottom(5)
 * After the match, Bin Laden (who was now dubbed Ultimate Bin Laden after taking Clark Kent and Captain Planet's powers) attacked Rock and kicked him out of Al Quieda because he was tired of him bossing them around. Bush then thought for a second.....and attacked Bin Laden. Then Rock joined in. After taking Bin Laden out, Ronald McDonald (who is Mr. Money in the Bank) had a staredown with Rock, indicating he's coming for the SMF Championship. Ronald and Bush then celebrated with Rock as the show came to a close. Also indicating that Rock has joined back with America.
 * SMF Texas Ranger Championship
 * Macgyver def. Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris(c) to win the title by pinning Lee after a chairshot.
 * After the match, Norris brutally attacked Lee for revenge.
 * Buried Alive Match
 * Clark Kent def. Osama Bin Laden
 * SMF TV Championship: Bob Saget def. George Jefferson(c), Carl Winslow, Kramer, Mr. Feeny, and Stefan Urquell in an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match to win the title.
 * SMF Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match
 * The Lawyu Boyz def. Right To Censor and The Super Dingos to win the titles.
 * Hell in a Cell
 * Ronald MC Donald, Dave Thomas, and Papa John def. F.F.O
 * Hamburgalar hit the McSlam on Burger King, allowing Ronald to get the pinfall. Hamburgalar then revealed he was a secret agent in the F.F.O, and joined back with Ronald.
 * SMF Lil Bitch Championship Singles Match
 * John Cena def. Boretitsta with an FU.
 * SMF BAT Championship 4-Way Match
 * Britney Spears defeated Alayna, Candice Cameron and Laura Winslow
 * SMF Hardcore Championship Hardcore Match
 * Boom defeated Randy Orton after a Boomerang of the announce table to retain.