The Great American Clash 2008

'GREAT AMERICAN CLASH 2008'
 * Mr. Feeny defeated Bob Saget (c), Carl Winslow, Kramer, Uncle Phil & Terrell Owens in an Elimination match to win the TV championship
 * order of elimination - Terrell, Saget, Kramer, Winslow, Uncle Phil
 * Feeny pinned Uncle Phil after the Feeny-T to win.
 * The battle for the Hardcore title begins as it changed hands from Jeff to Jeff Hardy to The Undertaker.
 * Britney Spears defeated Lucy to retain the BAT championship
 * It was revealed that the one who pinned Lucy was actually Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn.
 * The battle for the Hardcore title continues as it changed hands from The Undertaker to Chave Guerrero to Kane.
 * Captain Picard defeated MacGyver in a Ladder match to win the Action Star championship
 * Picard grabbed the belt after he gave MacGyver a swinging neckbreaker from the ladder to outside of the ring.
 * Vega pinned Kane under 24/7 rules to win the Hardcore championship.

'Tag Team Turmoil'
 * Kramer & Jared Fogle defeated Bobby Lashley & Christoper Lowell
 * Lowell did not want to get sweaty before his wedding so he let Jared pin him.
 * The Superdingos (Greg & Joey defeated Kramer & Jared Fogle
 * Kramer was disqualified after hitting Greg with a chair.
 * The Superdingos defeated Mr. Wollenbump & Chig Gambino
 * Greg pinned Chig after The Worm.
 * The Superdingos defeated B.K Jordan & John Cena
 * Jordan entered the match alone but Cena volunteered himself as his partner. Joey pinned Cena before Jordan could even enter the match.
 * '''The Superdingos defeated Al Qaeda (Ali Baba & Shndu Basa
 * Greg & Joey simultaneously pinned Al Qaeda.
 * Sabado Gigante (Don Francisco y El Chical) defeated The Superdingos
 * El Chical pinned Joey after the Y Fuera.
 * Mystery Inc. (Freddy & Shaggy) defeated Sabado Gigante
 * Shaggy pinned El Chical after a spinning powerbomb.
 * Saved by the Bell (Zack & Slater defeated Mystery Inc. to win the vacant Tag Team championships
 * Zack pinned Freddy after the Zack Attack.

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 * The battle for the Hardcore title continued as it changed hands from Vega to Ric Flair to Shawn Michaels.
 * Bill Cosby defeated Chuck Norris to become the new SMF commissioner
 * Sephiroth appeared in the match but Chuck Norris kicked his ass.
 * Cosby pinned Norris after he was attacked by Boom.
 * The battle for the Hardcore title concluded as it changed hands from Shawn Michaels to Christopher Lowell to Captain Janeway.
 * Austinberg defeated The Rock to win the SMF championship
 * Austinberg pinned The Rock after the Jackhammer.
 * Ultimate Bin Laden attacked Austinberg & The Rock and revealed that the beer that Austinberg drank earlier was a potion that will split him back to Austin & Goldberg.
 * Ronald McDonald cashed in his Money in the Bank privilege to win the title.