SMF Royal Fumble

Royal Rumble is SMF's equivalent to WWE's Royal Rumble. The winner of that match goes on to main event SMF's biggest event, Bitchamania.

=ROYAL RUMBLE 2007= CAW Search finals:
 * Boom defeated Jaxx
 * Chuck Norris awarded the Hardcore championship to Boom. John Cena pinned him moments later to win the title. The title continued to change hands till the start of the Royal Fumble match.

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NODQ match:
 * KKKramer defeated Carl Winslow to win the Television championship
 * Steve Urkel interfered on Winslow's behalf but FAILED.

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TLC cage match:
 * Chuck Norris defeated Steven Seagal to retain the Texas Ranger championship
 * Norris escaped the cage.

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 * The Rock defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin to win the SMF Championship


 * George W. Bush won the Royal Fumble
 * Bush eliminated Osama Bin Laden to win.
 * The Rock was revealed as the one who attacked Bush weeks ago and that he has joined Al Qaeda.
 * Lance Bass lasted the longest in the match.

Hardcore madness
Boom

John Cena

Jared Fogle

Larry Caveman

Bob Saget

Randy Orton

Hardcore Holly

Boom

=ROYAL FUMBLE 2008= CAW Search 2008:
 * Plague defeated Tyger Jr.
 * Bill Cosby gave Plague a shot at the SMF Original championship as a reward.

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 * Archie Bunker (with KKKramer) defeated Uncle Phil (with Hancock) by count out to win the Television championship
 * The TV title can now be won by count out or DQ.
 * Super Bin Laden attacked Hancock after the match.

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 * Green Ranger defeated Captain Picard (c) and Chuck Norris to win the Action Star championship
 * Green Ranger pinned Picard.

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 * Chris Lowell defeated Boom to win the SMF Championship


 * Green Ranger won the Royal Fumble
 * Green Ranger eliminated Ronald McDonald to win.
 * Triple H & Chris Lowell (who is actually T-1000) attacked Green Ranger after the match.
 * The Rock broke Lance Bass' longevity record.
 * J.J., Rick Astley, Sammy (DrP1zza's cat), Daniel & Michael Phelps were surprise entrants.

Hardcore Madness
Captain Janeway

Darth Vader

Triple H

Stephanie MacMahon

Bill Nye The Science Guy

Umaga

"Random Japanese Guy"

Niko Bellic