The Great American Clash 2008

Story Mode Federation
 * 6-Way Dance: Mr. Feeny def. Bob Saget (c), Carl Winslow, KKKramer, Uncle Phil and Terrell Owens to win the TV championship
 * order of elimination: Terrell, Saget, Kramer, Winslow, Uncle Phil
 * The Hardcore title changed hands from Jeff to Jeff Hardy to The Undertaker.


 * Britney Spears def. Lucy to retain the Big Ass & Tits championship
 * The one who pinned Lucy was actually Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn.
 * The Hardcore title changed hands from The Undertaker to Chavo Guerrero to Kane.


 * Ladder match: Capt. Picard def. MacGyver to win the Action Star championship
 * SCAW's Vega pinned Kane under 24/7 rules to win the Hardcore championship.

Tag Team Turmoil
 * KKKramer & Jared Fogle def. Bobby Lashley & Christoper Lowell
 * The Superdingos (Greg & Joey) def. KKKramer & Jared Fogle by disqualification
 * KKKramer hit Greg with a chair.


 * The Superdingos def. Mr. Wollenbump & Chig Gambino
 * The Superdingos def. B.K Jordan & John Cena
 * Jordan entered the match alone but Cena volunteered himself as his partner.

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 * '''The Superdingos def. Al Qaeda (Ali Baba & Shindu Basa)
 * Sabado Gigante (Don Francisco y El Chical) def. The Superdingos
 * Mystery Inc. (Freddy & Shaggy) def. Sabado Gigante
 * Saved by the Bell (Zack & Slater) def. Mystery Inc. to win the vacant Tag Team championships
 * The Hardcore title changed hands from Vega to Ric Flair to Shawn Michaels.


 * Bill Cosby def. Chuck Norris to become SMF commissioner
 * Sephiroth appeared in the match but Chuck Norris kicked his ass.
 * Boom attacked Norris..
 * The Hardcore title changed hands from Shawn Michaels to Christopher Lowell to Capt. Janeway.


 * Austinberg def. The Rock to win the SMF championship
 * Ultimate Bin Laden attacked Austinberg & The Rock and revealed that the beer that he drank earlier was a potion that will split him back to Austin & Goldberg.
 * Ronald McDonald cashed in his Money in the Bank to win the SMF title.