Cocksuckers Anonymous

"I'm 100% straight, but I do like to suck cock every now and then." - Distance Riley

Cocksuckers Anonymous is a villainous stable that began in 2014 as a successful tag team with DCO superstars Haduken and Bastion Goodhand. Together they would capture the DCO Tag Team Championship having the longest reign in DCO history.

After breaking up, Bastion would take up the role of an enhancement talent, putting over his former tag team partner in a singles match. Haduken would go on to main event DCO Presents an 8-Inch Cock, and would later win his first DCO World Championship by defeating Hoss Vanderhuge with help from Bonecrusher Stevenson and The Son of a Bitch, thus forming their stable.

Unfortunately for Haduken, while defending his championship against Distance Riley at a house show, Bonecrusher Stevenson and The Son of a Bitch would turn on their leader during the match; Riley would capitalize and capture the title for the third time, and become Cocksuckers Anonymous' new leader. His time at the top of the mountain came to an abrupt and immediate end after a mere 48 hours, when he defended his title in a 20-Man Battle Royal in a losing effort, after being thrown out by Dwanda Washington. The match (and title) ended up being won by Ass Hemmingway.

Distance would gain retribution after another two days past, when he defeated Hemmingway one-on-one to capture his fourth DCO World Championship (his second as leader of Cocksuckers Anonymous). Even more gold was added to the stable's collection shortly thereafter, as Stevenson and the SOB defeated Rooster Lovesauce and REED for the DCO Tag Team Championship, bringing the Tag belts back to Cocksuckers Anonymous for the first time in three years.

Championships and accomplishments

 * DCO
 * DCO World Championship (3 times) - Haduken (1) & Distance Riley (2)
 * DCO Tag Team Championship (2 times) - w/ Haduken & Bastion Goodhand, and Stevenson & The SOB

Trivia

 * The 2014 Cocksuckers Anonymous tag team comprised of Haduken and Goodhand was a parody of Impact Wrestling's Aces & Eights stable. The 2017 stable iteration featuring Riley, Stevenson, and SOB, however, is a parody of the Bullet Club.