The Milk of Magnesia



What happens when milk goes sour? You get the Milk of Magnesia. Hes one nasty motherfucker who belongs in an institution and not a wrestling ring.

DCO (2018)
Magnesia made his DCO debut at the 2018 edition of the New Blood Battle Royal, getting pinned by Runny Martin. Afterwards, Magnesia would defeat Bobby Meatcastle one on one after a big German suplex. Meatcastle was rushed to the hospital following the match due to a possible neck fracture. As EMTs were strapping Meatcastle to the stretcher, Magnesia reportedly screamed "I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIES!", among other obscenities. He was reported to have then got into his stretch limo and blocked the exit of the garage for up to 17 hours before being towed off the premises. He was taken into police custody, but was released almost immediately due to the officers not wanting anything to do with this twisted son of a bitch.

At a house show, The Milk of Magnesia received a championship opportunity against Oklahoman champion Haduken. The match was contested under Ladder match rules, but instead of climbing up the ladder to grab the belt, Magnesia chose to pin the champion. The referee not about to risk his life by arguing with Magnesia, counted the pin fall and awarded him the belt.

On-air, Magnesia would feud with Bobby Meatcastle and Dwaylawn Mercer over the Oklahoman Title until the company eventually folded.

DCO Relaunch (2020-Present)
DCO would make a surprise return in 2020, with Magnesia again part of the roster. On the return show, he faced Bobby Meatcastle in a winning effort to advance to the finals in a mini tournament to crown a number one contender for the DCO World Championship. On the following show, he would win the tournament by defeating Drew Columbo following a low blow.

The Milk of Magnesia would get his title shot at DCO 3: That Time Hulk Hogan Visited the Dungeon of Doom, but was narrowly defeated by the defending champion, The Wichita Lineman. He would next appear at DCO 5: Nice Night For Walk, facing Drew Columbo in a rematch of their encounter from the tournament finals. This time, Columbo would come out on top, forcing Magnesia to tap out to a rear naked chokehold.

Signature Moves

 * Over the Counter Treatment (Stalling German Suplex)
 * Spinebuster
 * Running neckbreaker
 * Armbar

Theme Song

 * Aslyn - Be The Girl (Used briefly at the start of his DCO career)
 * Magic & Master P - Dirty Dee (Current theme)

Championships & Accomplishments

 * DCO
 * DCO World Championship (1 time)
 * DCO Oklahoman Championship (2 times)

Trivia

 * The Milk of Magnesia is the first, and only superstar in DCO who is allowed to violate or change the rules of whatever match he's involved in whenever he chooses to. This is because management is too afraid to say "No" to this hair-triggered bastard.
 * He did not actually graduate from the Dory Funk Jr. Gym by normal means; he decided himself that he was ready to graduate, and left, never to return. None of the trainers care enough about his false credentials to risk their lives.
 * In addition to his pro wrestling career, the Milk of Magnesia is known to be a sex trafficking pimp and a dealer in both illegal drugs and arms.