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The Card

 * 1. If Detective John Kimble loses, he will voluntarily inject himself with the fertility drug "Expectane" like in the 1994 movie Junior and impregnate himself.
 * 5. Bobby Meatcastle initially defeated The Milk of Magnesia to win the championship, but Magnesia changed the rules last minute to say that the first man to bleed wins the match.