Crappy Ass Rasslin League

Crappy Ass Rasslin League, or CARL for short, is a hybrid fed (part CAW league, part e-fed) created by [http://z7.invisionfree.com/Something_CAWful/index.php? Something CAWful] admin ReX. It is a semi-parody of other No Mercy Leagues, frequently taking stabs at its low production values. Also, much like New-WWE, CARL is satirical and pokes fun at other members of the CAW community. (although the roster is relatively diverse; also consisting of real-life celebrities and internet celebrities, among other things.) CARL made it's debut on February 8, 2010 with a webmatch between Vladimir Kozlov and Clarence Dilpussy.

CARL has undergone several changes in the way it is presented. It started off with having 2 episodic shows - Baww and FlagDown - which were formally cancelled following Shitstorm 2010. Then, during the Keeng Of Teh Intarwebs tournament, CARL had only hosted webmatches. On July 12, 2010, it was officially announced that it would be taking on yet-another format: All events taking place in between CPVs would be posted as an e-fed on Something CAWful, and all CPVs would be posted in video format.

Current active roster

 * Allan Caesar III
 * Bob Chandler
 * Brian Knobbs
 * Chris Chan
 * Christopher Canada
 * DDP
 * Demarco Something
 * Giga Jemima
 * JBL
 * LOL Hulk Hogan
 * Random ugly guy in a mask Shadow the Hedgehog MAFIASUPASTAHPAWLIEROMANOV
 * Maven
 * Morshu
 * Navgtr
 * Paul Phoenix
 * Q.Y.S. (Quiet Young Superstar)
 * Scott Steiner
 * Spax
 * Spongeronald McHanson
 * XT

 Inactive roster members 
 * Al Caesar Jr. (Inactive due to injuries)
 * Clarence Dilpussy (Suspended indefinitely)

 Other on-air personalities 
 * Alotta Style (Manager to XT)
 * BROKKOBOMMA (GM and Owner)
 * Creab (Manager to Spax)
 * Jef Winner (Retired; Current manager to DDP and Paul Phoenix)

 Former roster members: 
 * Janet (forced into retirement due to injury)
 * The Strange One (released on 4/10/10)
 * Vince Shlomi (released on 4/10/10)
 * Lara Croft (forced into retirement after being diagnosed with cancer)
 * A random ho (released on 4/26/10 as a result of the women's division being shut down)
 * Courtney Love (released on 4/26/10 as a result of the women's division being shut down)
 * iCarly (former manager to Clarence; released on 4/26/10 as a result of the match at Shitstorm between Clarence and Joshua TNC)
 * Tidus (released on 5/11/10)
 * Vladimir Kozlov (released on 7/5/10 as a result of his match at Keeng Of Teh Intarwebs)

 Tag Teams / Factions: 
 * JBL and Christopher Canada
 * Da n00 Nasty Boyz (LOL Hulk Hogan and Brian Knobbs)
 * CWax3 (Chris Chan and Spax w/ Creab)
 * Da TROOF Movement (Maven and MAFIASUPASTAHPAWLIEROMANOV)
 * Haha We Mark Hard (DDP and Paul Phoenix w/ Jef Winner)

CPVs / Former shows
It was announced on the 3/30/10 edition of FlagDown that - following Shitstorm 2010 - CARL would no longer run full episodes other than its CPVs, and would otherwise be strictly a webmatch league. Both Baww and FlagDown have since been cancelled.

*NOTE: CPV names may change over time
 * CARL Baww (episodic) (Ran from 2/15/10 to 4/4/10.)
 * CARL FlagDown (episodic) (Ran from 2/20/10 to 4/17/10.)
 * CARL Lynchin'
 * CARL Shitstorm
 * CARL Keeng Of Teh Intarwebs
 * CARL Totally Fucked
 * CARL Generic CPV Name
 * CARLMANIA

Champions

 * CARL World Championship: Giga Jemima
 * CARL Midcard (Intercontinental) Championship: Demarco Something
 * CARL Tag Team Championships: JBL and Christopher Canada
 * CARL Intarwebs (Hardcore) Championship: Bob Chandler
 * CARL Women's Championship: Aunt Jemima (title retired on 4/26/10; as a result of Jemima's match at Shitstorm)

Themes
CARL Webmatches *NOTE: As of Webmatch 13 (5/10/10), CARL no longer uses an intro for their webmatches.
 * "On the Brink" by Coheed and Cambria (1st theme)
 * "What?" by Rob Zombie (2nd theme)

CARL Baww CARL FlagDown CARL Lynchin' CARL Shitstorm CARL Keeng of teh Intarwebs
 * "Make Us Insane" by Powerman 5000
 * "I Won't Tell You" by Lacuna Coil
 * "The Broken" by Coheed and Cambria
 * "Back Round" by Wolfmother
 * "Psycho Killer" by Velvet Revolver

Fun Facts

 * CARL is roughly based off New-OMG, an e-fed run from May to June 2009.
 * Every "normal" singles match in CARL has no rope breaks, no DQ, and no count-outs.
 * CARL does not follow the canon of other CAW leagues. Also, if any wrestler who is in another CAW fed wins a title in CARL, it will not appear on their wiki page. The only exception to this rule is Clarence Dilpussy, who's title reigns will be tracked on his wiki page.
 * As opposed to most Hardcore Championships, CARL's Intarwebs Championship has virtually the exact opposite of a 24/7 rule. The belt is only defended when its holder DECIDES to. Management cannot force it to be defended, only the champion chooses who gets to face him for it. (if he allows anyone to face him at all)

Link(s)
CARL Youtube page