The Great American Clash 2008

Story Mode Federation

Battle Royal:
 * Mr. Feeny defeated Bob Saget, Carl Winslow, KKKramer, Uncle Phil and Terrell Owens to win the SMF Television Championship
 * order of elimination: Terrell, Saget (c), KKKramer, Winslow, Uncle Phil
 * This is Feeny's SMF return match.
 * SMF released Terrell after this event.

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 * Britney Spears defeated Lucy to retain the SMF Big Ass N Tits Championship
 * The one who pinned Lucy was actually Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn.

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Ladder match: --
 * Captain Picard defeated MacGyver to win the SMF Action Star Championship


 * Saved by the Bell (Zack & Slater) won the Tag Team championship Gauntlet
 * Debut match for Saved by the Bell, Mystery Inc. & Sabado Gigante (El Chical & Don Francisco)
 * This match was made after the Lawyu Boyz were released from SMF.

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 * Bill Cosby defeated Chuck Norris to become SMF commissioner
 * Sephiroth appeared in the match but Chuck Norris kicked his ass.
 * Boom attacked Norris.

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 * Austinberg defeated The Rock to win the SMF Championship
 * Ultimate Bin Laden attacked Austinberg & The Rock after the match.
 * Ronald McDonald cashed in his Money in the Bank to win the SMF title.

Hardcore madness
"The Wanna Be Gangsta" Jeff

Jeff Hardy

Undertaker

Chavo Guerrero

Kane

Vega

Ric Flair

Shawn Michaels - beat Flair during the gay wedding

Christopher Lowell

Captain Janeway

Facts

 * Bobbly Lashley was killed during his wedding to Christopher Lowell. Batista acted as minister.
 * Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama came out to debate about who should become the Democratic nominee for the 2008 Presidental Race. Gorge W. Bush attacked them both.