Crappy Ass Rasslin League

Crappy Ass Rasslin League, or CARL for short, is a No Mercy CAW League created by SMF and ICCW forum member ReX. It is a semi-parody of other No Mercy Leagues, frequently taking stabs at its low production values. Also, much like New-WWE, CARL is satirical and pokes fun at other members of the CAW community. (although the roster is relatively diverse; also consisting of real-life celebrities, internet celebrities, and a few original characters, among other things.) CARL made it's debut on February 8, 2010 with a webmatch between Vladimir Kozlov and Clarence Dilpussy.

Roster

 * Allan Caesar III
 * Allan Caesar Jr.
 * A random ho
 * Aunt Jemima
 * Bob Chandler
 * Chris Chan
 * Christopher Canada
 * Courtney Love
 * iClarence
 * JBL
 * Jef Winner
 * LOL Hulk Hogan
 * Morshu
 * The Strange One
 * Vince Shlomi
 * Vladimir Kozlov
 * XT

 Other on-air personalities 
 * Alotta Style (Managerial only)
 * BROKKOBOMMA (GM and Owner; has yet to make in-game appearance)
 * iCarly (Managerial only)

''' Former roster members: '''
 * Janet (forced into retirement due to injury)

Shows
*NOTE: CPV names may change over time
 * CARL Baww (episodic)
 * CARL FlagDown (episodic)
 * CARL Lynchin'
 * CARL Shitstorm
 * CARL Keeng Of Teh Intarwebs
 * CARL Raped
 * CARL Total Clusterfuck
 * CARL FlameWar
 * CARL Generic Mania Name (G.M.N.)

Champions

 * CARL World Championship: XT
 * CARL Midcard Championship: LOL Hulk Hogan
 * CARL Tag Team Championships: The Chandlers (Chris Chan & Bob Chandler)
 * CARL Women's Championship: Aunt Jemima

Themes
CARL Webmatches CARL Baww CARL FlagDown CARL Lynchin'
 * "On the Brink" by Coheed and Cambria (old theme)
 * "What?" by Rob Zombie (current theme)
 * "Make Us Insane" by Powerman 5000
 * "I Won't Tell You" by Lacuna Coil
 * "The Broken" by Coheed and Cambria

Trivia

 * CARL is roughly based off New-OMG, an e-fed run from May to June 2009.
 * Every "normal" singles match in CARL has no rope breaks, no DQ, and no count-outs.

Link(s)
CARL Youtube page