The Milk of Magnesia



What happens when milk goes sour? You get the Milk of Magnesia. Hes one nasty motherfucker who belongs in an institution and not a wrestling ring.

DCO
Magnesia made his DCO debut at the 2018 edition of the New Blood Battle Royal, getting pinned by Runny Martin. Afterwards, Magnesia would defeat Bobby Meatcastle one on one after a big German suplex. Meatcastle was rushed to the hospital following the match due to a possible neck fracture. As EMTs were strapping Meatcastle to the stretcher, Magnesia reportedly screamed "I HOPE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DIES!", among other obscenities. He was reported to have then got into his stretch limo and blocked the exit of the garage for up to 17 hours before being towed off the premises. He was taken into police custody, but was released almost immediately due to the officers not wanting anything to do with this twisted son of a bitch.

At a house show, The Milk of Magnesia received a championship opportunity against Oklahoman champion Haduken. The match was contested under Ladder match rules, but instead of climbing up the ladder to grab the belt, Magnesia chose to pin the champion. The referee not about to risk his life by arguing with Magnesia, counted the pin fall and awarded him the belt.

On February 22 at DCO Presents Ice to Meet You, The Milk of Magnesia retain the Oklahoman Championship against Bobby Meatcastle by changing the rules last minute to say that the first man to bleed wins the match. On February 25, Magnesia lost the Oklahoman Championship to Dwaylawn Mercer. However, Magnesia regained the title on March 2, 2018. Magnesia lost the title against Meatcastle in an Title vs. Career Match at DCO Presents It's not a Tumor.

After losing the Oklahoman Championship, Magnesia would set his eyes on the DCO World Championship. At a live event, Magnesia would win the DCO Championship in a Steel Cage where he won the title by defeating cash money, but when money escaped the cage Magnesia changed the rules at the last minute to say that the if you climb out of the cage you lose the the match. Few days Later, Magnesia would lose the DCO Championship to cash money in an fatal four way, the match featured Jason Lester and The Son of a Bitch.

Signature Moves

 * Over the Counter Treatment (Stalling German Suplex)
 * Spinebuster
 * Running neckbreaker
 * Armbar

Theme Song

 * Aslyn - Be The Girl (Used briefly at the start of his DCO career)
 * Magic & Master P - Dirty Dee (Current theme)

Championships & Accomplishments

 * DCO
 * DCO World Championship (1 time)
 * DCO Oklahoman Championship (2 times)

Trivia

 * The Milk of Magnesia is the first, and only superstar in DCO who is allowed to violate or change the rules of whatever match he's involved in whenever he chooses to. This is because management is too afraid to say "No" to this hair-triggered bastard.
 * He did not actually graduate from the Dory Funk Jr. Gym by normal means; he decided himself that he was ready to graduate, and left, never to return. None of the trainers care enough about his false credentials to risk their lives.
 * In addition to his pro wrestling career, the Milk of Magnesia is known to be a sex trafficking pimp and a dealer in both illegal drugs and arms.