Lips Dolittle M.D
Names Lips Dolittle
Height 5'8
Weight 170 lbs
Born April 11th, 1976
Birthplace Chicago, Illinois
Resides Chicago, Illinois
Billed from
Trained by Dory Funk Jr. Gym
Debut 2016
Retired N/A
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Lips Dolittle is a doctor and professional wrestler who signed a contract with DCO in April of 2016. He's credited as the man who taught Dr. Pain M.D medicine.

After picking up a handful of minor wins and suffering a few minor losses (including some unsuccessful bids at championship gold), Lips grabbed the attention of returning CAW legend and Vivianverse Hall of Famer Legs Strokeworthy following a big win over The Son of a Bitch. Stokeworthy and Dolittle soon formed a partnership known as Legs n' Lips. Despite their partnership, they would fail to acquire the DCO Tag Team Championships.

Dolittle would form an additional partnership with Cunt Maxwell known as Cunt Lips. They would go on to defeat Fred Durst in a handicap match to finally win tag team gold. The duo would hold the titles for 191 days before losing them to the re-united pair of REED and Rooster Lovesauce. Rather than continue to compete in the tag team division, Dolittle then set his sights on singles gold, and was granted a shot at the DCO Oklahoman Championship against then-champion Meat Grinder Mike. Despite his best efforts, Lips was unable to dethrone the champion. Over a month later, he was given a second opportunity at the Oklahoman Title; this time, he was victorious, defeating new champion The X-Factor to become the Oklahoman Champion.

Personal Life

Dr. Lips Dolittle has been caring for patients suffering from hemorrhoids for 26 years. It's really considerate of him to do something like that. Now he spends time sending fools to the cemetery.


He's already heard all the Dr. Dolittle jokes before, so don't bother.

Finishers and Signature Moves

  • just an absolutely massive ddt
  • a diving elbow with so much force that you won't be able to breathe for a month

Championships and Accomplishments


"Lips are Movin'" by Meghan Trainor

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